these are the nutters who run this joint.
| President | ||
 | Bhavish Patel (a.k.a. Dangerman-B) may appear to be a (nearly) normal human being, but not many people know that he only sees the sun for 6 hours a month some say that he is the stig, others just think he's messed up in the head. With his painstaking accountant-like calculation and devious underhanded track-tactics,he strikes underwear ruining fear into the hearts of his fellow racers. | |
| Treasurer | ||
 | This is Mark Buckwell. He's the treasurer becuase counting money is the only thing that keeps him away from those evil demons. He looks really chuffed here because he's been counting our moneys all day looong. Obey his fiscal policy, £3 each membership fee, come to the karting mint, it clearly sets you free. | |
| BUKC Team Captain | ||
 | This is Anjum Sayed. Few people know that he only sleeps 2 hours a day. In his spare time he is a professional hop-scotch player, and eats an athletes breakfast of 6 weetabix, 12 raw eggs and a seaweed protein shake. He spends most of his money on the taxidermy section on ebay. | |
| Logistics Officer | ||
 | Not much is known about Mehul Shewakramani, except that he chases rabbits with his car and that he is a fugitive on the run from the police after being clocked at 136mph on the M11! Rumour has it that he now hides in an abandonded coal mine in the Welsh mountains, survivng on a diet consisting of only e85 bio-ethanol and Top Gear re-runs on Dave+1. |